I've got a head made out of bone
I've got a problem with some chromosomes
I'm on a one way ticket to the mutation zone
And there's plenty more like me at home
There's plenty more where this came from
There's twenty rancid moments in each pack

I used to be a nerd now I'm just a turkey
I used to be a nerd now I'm just a turkey
I used to be a nerd now I'm just a turkey
Come on

I mumble and I crawl
And I stumble before I fall
As my face flakes off the front side of my head
And I wish that I was dead
Or a shopping bag instead of a
Scumbag with a custard mind relaxing on a bed

'Cause I used to be a nerd now I'm just a turkey
I used to be a nerd now I'm just a turkey
I used to be a nerd now I'm just a turkey
Come on

words and music Eric Goulden (MCPS / Copyright Control)

From the original sleeve notes:

- here we find the Donovan Of Trash relaxing in the ward of a famous North London psychiatric hospital circa 1988. Andre and Catfish lay down a mighty bubblegum beat aided by Martin "chicken guitar" Stone and the D of T himself on the Horrible Hammond. The walls close in and reality turns to custard...